Do you disclose masturbation

[shdw01]

Is your wife/gf aware of your addiction?

 

[NES]

The only time in recent memory that I have whacked it was just to show her what happens when she holds out(it was the day before Valentines Day).

 

[shdw01]

The only time in recent memory that I have whacked it was just to show her what happens when she holds out(it was the day before Valentines Day).

I don't understand....did you shoot on her in her sleep or something? How did you "show her"?

 

[NES]

I don't understand....did you shoot on her in her sleep or something? How did you "show her"?

blew a load in her hand while she wasnt paying attention, then didnt give her any until the day after Valentines.

 

[PokerKingJim]

Single now but I never openly told them about my masturbation habits, outside of maybe joking around here and there. Though I am sure they knew that I did, just not to the degree that I did

 

[NES]

For those of you who are married and masturbate frequently is there a specific reason why you dont just spit on it on it and shove it in her while she is sleeping?

 

[MIMS]

For those of you who are married and masturbate frequently is there a specific reason why you dont just spit on it on it and shove it in her while she is sleeping?

Modern rape laws?

 

[NES]

Modern rape laws?

Would your wife really fight that hard, and if there are no signs of struggle is it still considered rape? If she ends up liking it is it rape? If thats the case than my girl loves it when I rape her.

 

[MIMS]

Would your wife really fight that hard, and if there are no signs of struggle is it still considered rape? If she ends up liking it is it rape? If thats the case than my girl loves it when I rape her.

Depends on the jurisdiction. But the answer to your first question is often yes

 

[NES]

Depends on the jurisdiction. But the answer to your first question is often yes

Then thank God I am in Costa Rica, where it is still legal to rape your wife(assuming she starts liking it at some point before you finish).

 

[shdw01]

does everyone's wife here sleep naked.....there is no fucking way i could sneak my spit-lubed **** in her while sleeping, she wouldn't sleep though the undressing....if you guys can do this, you will become rx ninjas

 

[shdw01]

Then thank God I am in Costa Rica, where it is still legal to rape your wife(assuming she starts liking it at some point before you finish).

i heard in costa rica, she doesn't even have to like it but as long as you don't finish, you are in the clear.


that's what VD told me

 

[NES]

Yeah but thats why I took the time to convince her that cuddling is more enjoyable in the nude, the way God meant it to be. But come daybreak I am a serial jackrabbit on a mission, and I always leave plenty of evidence for the CSI team.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

i heard in costa rica, she doesn't even have to like it but as long as you don't finish, you are in the clear.


that's what VD told me

Since when does anyone listen to me? Finishing isn't the problem....it's starting all over again that is the problem...

 

[TheBrainiac]

My hand sure knows

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

 

[quantumleap]

Yeah but thats why I took the time to convince her that cuddling is more enjoyable in the nude, the way God meant it to be. But come daybreak I am a serial jackrabbit on a mission, and I always leave plenty of evidence for the CSI team.

Serial jackrabbit. I like your style.

 

[koidog]

For those of you who are married and masturbate frequently is there a specific reason why you dont just spit on it on it and shove it in her while she is sleeping?

Err yeah, what's the pleasure in that? Don't get me wrong I'd rather screw than jerk off..... but I'd rahter jerk off than shove it in an unwillingly partner.

 

[koidog]

Actually, full disclosure, every once in a while I'd rather jerk off than screw. Depends on my mood.

 

[NES]

Err yeah, what's the pleasure in that? Don't get me wrong I'd rather screw than jerk off..... but I'd rahter jerk off than shove it in an unwillingly partner.

I'd rather divorce than even deal with an unwilling partner, but then again I am in CR so I would just go for a $20 hooker and jerk off inside her and avoid all the paper work.